Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Shoot your thoughts

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Haha hi omg im so bored @ momma's place i bloggedhopped and found this website on farhan's blog
OMEGLE.COM
It's like u talk to random strangers on the internet.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI NOOB
Stranger: HI MORTAL
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?!
You: Im lady gaga
Stranger: A pleasure to meet you lady gaga
Stranger: Im the devil
You: OHHHH sounds yummy
Stranger: I have been watching you from the pits.
You: From my armpits
Stranger: and I have decided
Stranger: that you will not be my slave.
Stranger: So
You: And so??
Stranger: I'm going to give you to Xenu
Stranger: so he can devour your thetans
You: woah
Stranger: and turn you into tom cruise
Stranger: and make clones of you
You: sounds awesome \m/


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihi.
Stranger: jill?
You: who the hell is jill
You: im britney spears
You: (:
Stranger: woahh!
Stranger: can i kill you
Stranger: then
Stranger: chop you up
Stranger: into 100
Stranger: bite size
Stranger: pieces
Stranger: then boil you
Stranger: and feed you to crocodiles?
You: wow u have a WIDE imagination.
Stranger: dont i?
Stranger: ^^
You: ha ure crazy
Stranger: D;
Stranger: my mommy prefers to say
Stranger: mentally challenged
Stranger: she says
Stranger: crazy isnt nice
You: Oh hi mentally challenged friend.
Stranger: hi person who eats babies
You: I dun eat babies.
Stranger: its oky.
Stranger: i dont either.
You: im a normal human
You: homosapien
Stranger: im a ninja master.
Stranger: i gotta catch em all.
Stranger: PEWPEW

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DUN ASK ME FOR ASL
You: Hi :)
You: pompaopao
You: whats ure name?
Stranger: what, are you afraid of the past?
You: no im bored.
Stranger: whats pompaopao
You: idk just some weird thai language thingy
Stranger: thai... are you from thailand?
You: nopes
You: im from SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: oh dearrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: Why oh dear.
You: O:
Stranger: that was a lotta e
You: oh.
You: wOOOOw
Stranger: w00t.
You: do that with ure fingers and mouth
You: u can form WOW
Stranger: all da time
You: I CAN SEE U DO IT.
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: where the FUCK ARE YOU????
Stranger: if I asked you asl, you'd probly say you're IN MY ROOM
You: like u didnt off ure webcam?
You: i can totally see you.
You: dun blink
Stranger: what color hair do i have
You: brown
Stranger: shit!
Stranger: what color sweatshirt
You: sry the mind reader will not answer anymore questions
You: ask jud
Stranger: who's jud?
Stranger: Jud! What color?
You: Off ure webcam
You: NOW
Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: ....
You: bored
Stranger: do you like mudkip?
You: no
You: but i know u do
Stranger: oh shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*disclaimer - all the guesses were purely coincidental haha no webcams were involved.

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And sometimes i wonder what kinda people exist in this society.
Okay im gna talk to more random strangers. RETARDED strangers. (:

byebye will upload pictures soon and AHHHH school starting in a few days SIANZATION MAX.

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